Update I've ran out of ideas

Ok so we got a similar computer after my dad got a new one for work (we took the old one, obviously). We've combined the components so now my PC is slightly better.

Problems?

Why yes.

Firstly why the fuck can't a computer just ask you things? I mean seriously I had to self teach myself the whole Master/Slave thing with Hard drives. Computers should just ask, which hard drive do you want to boot from? And if there's only one OS for both drives it should know anyway.

Secondly why the fuck is Mircosoft office such a bitch. So we upgraded our computer, so we really have to get the fucking office disk to upgrade fucking office before we can fucking use it? I guess so, fucking awkward piece of software. Thank heavens for Openoffice which does the job OK I guess.

Thidly for some unknown reason (I think my dad may have had something to do with this), it tries to boot up XP setup despite no disk being in at all. Also the tabs on system properties have gone. So If I want to change resolution I have to use the tab button. And oddly when I scroll using the scroll wheel I get this weird wave effect that doesn't look quite right.

What the fuck caused all this?

Why aren't computers fucking simple. I connect a cable from the motherboard to the device, the computer recognises it. Is that so hard?

Anyway I'm sort of back to normal. I updated waves of chaos with Chapter 8 and when this computer is exactly how I want it I'll get back to the new template.